I'll explain my blog absence later, suffice it to say, I had the worst week I've experienced in eleven years. As far as sleazy moves go, what this person did to my son and me was truly and simply evil. I hope he enjoys the investigation by the licensing board. On a lighter note...
My snails are sexy! My pet snails are mating! I opened their container to find Cheers and Purple Haze stuck together, Cheers taking the male, and Haze the female role. Snails are hermaphrodites, possessing both sex organs. They can self-pollinate, or mate with others, and can save sperm in their female orifice for a rainy day (better for egg-laying). I've had them for about two months, and this is the first time I've encountered them doing the slimy. As I don't need to raise hundreds of little snail-lings, I'll release the eggs into the wild when they're laid. They've been stuck together since this morning, you screw like a snail is apparently quite the compliment!
Their behavior is actually quite sweet. They keep their bodies motionless, but cuddle and caress each other with their eye stalks and mouth feelers, intertwining their stalks as if they're holding hands. Considering their romantic behavior, they'd probably love to surprise their significant other with a bouquet of roses. First they'd admire them, then they'd happily munch them down. Who needs chocolates when you can have smoking snail love and flower petals as foreplay and the main course?
The snails' names are as follows: Cheers (for his love of beer), Molasses (he's lazy, even by snail standards), Vlad (because he likes to hang upside down like a vampire bat), Parker (for Peter Parker of Spiderman), Chanel666 (the 5th snail acquired, but too aggressive to be named Chanel #5; he's way bitchy), Val (for Valentine; he's affectionate), Purple Haze (vegged-out stoner), and Wubbie (the littlest snail, named after the security blanket in Mr. Mom). I also have a few new snails awaiting names.
The snails are spoiled, possessing Lego cars and boats, dollhouses to live in, a bar, a strip club, and a little snail village. I'll post shot of the strip snails later. Here's a few shots of the snails playing in their big dollhouse, the Château Escargot. They also have two smaller houses/dance studio/cafe/salon in the snail village. Yes, they are spoiled, but used toys are cheap in the Paca, so why not let them live a little? The dollhouse folds out to a two-story palace, with working door bell and lights, and its denizens love lounging about in their chairs, perching on their chafing dish, and eventually hanging upside down like little vampire bats in the attic. Yes, a snail shrink is definitely in the cards, maybe it will write out advice for me in its slime trail.
The boys/girls relaxing on their furniture. They seem to enjoy it when the doorbell rings and their lights turn on, although since they're deaf, I'm not quite sure how they're aware of the bell. I think they're also attracted to the warmth of their lights, but maybe they're just into reclining beneath faux crystal chandeliers. It's lifestyles of the comparatively (to other snails) rich and gooey!
My snails are sexy! My pet snails are mating! I opened their container to find Cheers and Purple Haze stuck together, Cheers taking the male, and Haze the female role. Snails are hermaphrodites, possessing both sex organs. They can self-pollinate, or mate with others, and can save sperm in their female orifice for a rainy day (better for egg-laying). I've had them for about two months, and this is the first time I've encountered them doing the slimy. As I don't need to raise hundreds of little snail-lings, I'll release the eggs into the wild when they're laid. They've been stuck together since this morning, you screw like a snail is apparently quite the compliment!
Their behavior is actually quite sweet. They keep their bodies motionless, but cuddle and caress each other with their eye stalks and mouth feelers, intertwining their stalks as if they're holding hands. Considering their romantic behavior, they'd probably love to surprise their significant other with a bouquet of roses. First they'd admire them, then they'd happily munch them down. Who needs chocolates when you can have smoking snail love and flower petals as foreplay and the main course?
Is there a nice warm bit of lettuce under the chafing dish? Maybe a succulent red rose bud? Thank you, Tiki Lord!
The snails' names are as follows: Cheers (for his love of beer), Molasses (he's lazy, even by snail standards), Vlad (because he likes to hang upside down like a vampire bat), Parker (for Peter Parker of Spiderman), Chanel666 (the 5th snail acquired, but too aggressive to be named Chanel #5; he's way bitchy), Val (for Valentine; he's affectionate), Purple Haze (vegged-out stoner), and Wubbie (the littlest snail, named after the security blanket in Mr. Mom). I also have a few new snails awaiting names.
The snails are spoiled, possessing Lego cars and boats, dollhouses to live in, a bar, a strip club, and a little snail village. I'll post shot of the strip snails later. Here's a few shots of the snails playing in their big dollhouse, the Château Escargot. They also have two smaller houses/dance studio/cafe/salon in the snail village. Yes, they are spoiled, but used toys are cheap in the Paca, so why not let them live a little? The dollhouse folds out to a two-story palace, with working door bell and lights, and its denizens love lounging about in their chairs, perching on their chafing dish, and eventually hanging upside down like little vampire bats in the attic. Yes, a snail shrink is definitely in the cards, maybe it will write out advice for me in its slime trail.
The boys/girls relaxing on their furniture. They seem to enjoy it when the doorbell rings and their lights turn on, although since they're deaf, I'm not quite sure how they're aware of the bell. I think they're also attracted to the warmth of their lights, but maybe they're just into reclining beneath faux crystal chandeliers. It's lifestyles of the comparatively (to other snails) rich and gooey!
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